Sunday, August 17, 2008

Tattoos Most Likely To Be Regretted When They Grow Up

This is how I imagine the future conversation will go:

"Grandma, what did your tattoo used to be? The one that probably used to be on your back, but is now sagging down around the bottom of your butt from so many years of tanning?"

"Oh that? That used to be my tramp stamp.
It was an arrow on my lower back pointing to my behind. Your little old grandma here used to like it in the back door and I wasn't afraid to tell everyone."

"That's really disgusting, Grandma. Thanks for ruining my childhood."

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