Double Your D

How is it possible that Chicago has not one, but TWO sets of twin club promoters?
And how is it possible that both sets dress equally offensive in their own unique way?

This leaves me to wonder, if these two sets were to get into a "Douche-off" in a dark alley somewhere --who would win?

The Landon Twins: who wear every VIP bracelet they've ever gotten, watches on both wrists, use tanning booths for bunk beds, and Google themselves at least 5 to 10 times a day?


Or the Ed Hardy Twins: whose entire wardrobe consists of nothing but Ed Hardy from head to toe?







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