I Hope You Can't Get The Clap From Looking At A Photo

Either she is an amateur online videocam pornstar, or a Russian ice skater who just performed in the show Strippers On Ice. In either case, it's quite apparent that her coked-up, sunburned, boyfriend/manager/pimp got really lazy half way through ironing his shirt and said "fuck it" when it came time to iron the sleeves.



Quite the handsome couple they make.


*photo credit to Robert Ayers II