New Problem in Chicago

Now that police have shot and killed a cougar in Roscoe Village, what are they going to do about all the Yeti and Bigfoot running wild in our nightclubs?


Why do these creatures only shave their bodies from the knees up?


Chicago police need to step it up and return these beasts to their natural habitats ASAP before they start feeding or wanting to mate.


Look how upset they are making their father:



* photo credit to Chicago-Scene.com