When Basic Bro's Knit

Can You Get Gonorrhea from Washing Your Hands?

Local Farmer Disguises Self as Hipster During Recent Night Out

Was later heard saying, "I can kill my own damn chicken. I'm strictly here for the porn."




From darkroomdemons.com

What to Wear If You Never Want to Have Sex

Toe shoes are the new crocs, and yes, everyone is staring at you and laughing when you wear them, you idiot.

Dear Maxim Magazine,

I thought your cover girls were supposed to be relevant and spank-worthy?
And for you to call her "rock's sexiest bad girl" is just insulting to rocks everywhere.



See Avril try to be "edgy" and "hot topic-y" in this behind the scenes video of her shoot here:

Paris Hilton is Such a Fashion Icon

..said no one ever.

Next Generation Geordi La Forge Sunglasses

Also, my nerdiest post ever.

Team Middle-Aged Lonely Menopausal Housewife

I'm guessing all the XXL's are probably already sold out :(




Yes. Someone makes these just for you here.

WTF.

Now I remember why I started this blog in the first place.

What to Wear if You Want to Look Like You're Coming Off a 5-Day Bender and Just Became Legally Blind

At least that's what I think L.a.m.b. is trying to tell us.