How To Come Out of the Swamp and Live Amongst Humans Without Saying a Word

78-Year-Old Farmer Disguises Self as Hipster During Recent Night Out

Was later heard saying, "I can kill my own damn chicken. I'm strictly here for the porn."




From darkroomdemons.com

What to Wear If You Never Want to Have Sex

Toe shoes are the new crocs, and yes, everyone is staring at you and laughing when you wear them.
You weirdo.

World's Longest Tampon String? Tail?

Not really sure what is going on here, but it frightens me.

photo by Robert Ayers II

Dear Maxim Magazine,

I thought your cover girls were supposed to be relevant and spank-worthy?
And for you to call her "rock's sexiest bad girl" is just insulting to rocks everywhere.



See Avril try to be "edgy" and "hot topic-y" in this behind the scenes video of her shoot here:

Worst Halloween Costume Idea in the Entire Universe.

If you're going to dress up like Santa for Halloween, I will not only vote you the biggest buzzkill and least creative person in the world, but I will also equate you to such moron ideas such as Clear Pepsi, or the one-episode television show, Cop Rock.

Paris Hilton Styled by 2 year-old

or 2 year-old fashion?

Next Generation Geordi La Forge Sunglasses

My nerdiest post ever.

Team Middle-Aged Lonely Menopausal Housewife

I'm guessing all the XXL's are probably already sold out :(




Yes. Someone makes these just for you here.

WTF.

Now I remember why I started this blog in the first place.