What to Wear if You Want to Look Like You're Mentally Unable to Button Your Own Shirt

At least that's what I think L.a.m.b. is trying to tell us.

The Illinois Shore

I believe this flex pose is called "The Stroke".



Robert ayers II

Four Local Discotech Clubbers Establish They Can Count to Three

The white Amelia Earhart scarf, sunglasses and Ed Hardy trucker hat scream that they don't want to get laid ever again.


Robert ayers II

Saddest Deejay in the World Still Remains Sad and Confused :(

I hope he can make it through the holidays.



Robert Ayers II

Perms: The Ed Hardy of Hair Styles

wannaparty.com

This Has Been a Long Time Coming

Check back in a few months...because I'm taking an indefinite vacation from this blog.

xo
FAH

(in the meantime, you might find me here)

Do You Smell Something Fishy?

Call me old fashion, but I like to eat my raw fish off of a sterile and clean plate.
(even if the girl is hot.)
BTW, is the C-section scar supposed to be an appetizer?

Holy Hell, Woman.

I have a hard time believing anyone is attracted to the deep color of Jaundice.



robert ayers II

Is Shitting Crapping Your Pants Fashionable?

I don't care how comfortable these are, they really do look like you've crapped your pants and have midget legs.

What To Wear if You Want to Scare Small Children and Farm Animals

emailed submission