This Has Been a Long Time Coming

Check back in a few months...because I'm taking an indefinite vacation from this blog.

xo
FAH

(in the meantime, you might find me here)

Do You Smell Something Fishy?

Call me old fashion, but I like to eat my raw fish off of a sterile and clean plate.
(even if the girl is hot.)
BTW, is the C-section scar supposed to be an appetizer?

Holy Hell, Woman.

I have a hard time believing anyone is attracted to the deep color of Jaundice.



robert ayers II

Is Shitting Crapping Your Pants Fashionable?

I don't care how comfortable these are, they really do look like you've crapped your pants and have midget legs.

What To Wear if You Want to Scare Small Children and Farm Animals

emailed submission

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

Sorry for leaving you without warning, but I really needed to take a break.
I'll be back here Tuesday, so go out enjoy the (last weekend to wear white) social and economic achievements of American workers.



Bonus photos of people who enjoy looking like a hot American mess on their wedding day.

When Bronzer Attacks

Her head looks like its campaigning to be on a copper penny.




darkroomdemons.com

Another Local Go-Go Dancer Shatters World Record For Most Bras Worn at One Time

I believe the one on the left might be wearing at least 73 of them.



robert ayers II

Granny Panties Make Huge Gigantic Splash at Recent Bougghy Fashion Show

Though I can't be sure, I think these panties might double as a parachute.





chicago-scene.com

American Apparel Allegedly Wants You to Look Like a 1990s, Middle-Aged, Suburban Housewife

I don't think they are offering this deal, but the scrunchie should come free with a mini-van and and a brood of children who need to be taken to soccer practice.





American Apparel